Dude. I know. He tried to get into her shirt the other day.
That’s disgusting. I hope you taught him a lesson, Sammy.
The one and only Billy Ray Cyrus copy cat.
That guy gives hockey a bad name. Poor Canadians.
.. I feel like I’m missing something here.
Rick “the Shit” Nelson keeps skeeving on Gina. I might have uh, set him straight.
You mean the weird kid with the ginger mullet? Ew.
Grilled cheese, definitely. You’ll get it when you come over tomorrow, sound good?
I can work with that. I’ll see you tomorrow, Trent.
Though I’m completely Team Johanna, I guess I could say you’ve passed the test. Your reward will be a cheese sandwich.
Sweet. Now are we talking grilled cheese, or just cheese on a slice of bread?
What is your favorite type of salad dressing? Have you read The Hunger Games trilogy? Carrots or potatoes? Real or not real? Gale or Peeta or Johanna? Single or not? Own any pets? Favorite cartoon?
Caesar, yes, carrots, real, Peeta, single, no, Adventure Time.
Sweet. Is it my turn to ask you stuff?
If you want to, yeah. Go right ahead.
The Hunger Games. Scarlett O’Hara. Blue. One dog, his name is Buddy. I like to skateboard for fun. Single. Tori Berry. I don’t have one. And cucumber.
Any more questions?
Nah, I think that just about covers it. You’ve passed this round of my friendship test, congratulations.
Ask me anything, then. Anything at all.
What’s your favourite movie? Favourite band? Favourite colour? Any pets? What do you do for fun? Single or in a relationship or blah blah blah? Best friend? Sworn enemy? The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
